The Five Stages (IAmBored.Com)
Via IAmBored.com, here is one writer’s assessment of the five stages of online dating: The Actual Truth Stage (trying to find someone who loves you for who you are); The Fudging of the Truth Stage (which includes a little ‘light invention’); the Blatantly Lying Stage (which involved an amalgam of elements from other people’s profiles, creating a profile that the author calls “as unrelated to me as possible”); The Screw You Bastards Stage (Handle: “TasteTheLove_TasteIt; Quote: I’m only creepy on the inside) and The “Giving Up on Society” Stage (“What I’m looking for: Anyone. Seriously.”).
Just like they always told us in improv class: it’s funny because it’s true.
I made the mistake of clicking through to that one. It’s funnier (and Way shorter) when you tell it E! These mashups of Mad Magazine will never end. Cheers, ‘VJ’
Probably slightly more funny… ’cause it’s live! Cheers, ‘VJ’ [http://www.cbc.ca/cp/entertainment/061030/e103030.html]
Definitely More funny. In print & Brit: Cheers, ‘VJ’
[http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=iol1162206220395W643]