Thanks to Gothamist, I now understand that much like a team of Nazis looking for the Ark of the Covenant, I’ve been digging in the wrong place.

According to this new study, New York didn’t even crack the top ten of best dating cities. Columbus, OH? Yes. Honolulu? Yup. Jersey City, NJ? Yessir. They all outrank NY according to the study.

Of course, I doubt that Austin-San Marcos, TX is where all Jewish gals should migrate to in order to find their basherts (y’all).

And then, when you read the details, you see that the survey was cosponsored by Axe Body Spray and fixates on ages 18-24, a bracket I’ve not seen since the Clone Wars. And then, it suddenly makes sense.