I just got this email. Do not ask how they got the idea I would be interested. Not that there’s anything wrong with that:

We’d like to tell you about a new site, www.qjew.com , the world’s premier dating site for nice Jewish gays and lesbians…seeking same.

Here you’ll find a community of like-minded Heebs looking for someone to take home for the holidays. It’s free to post a profile, send e-mails, and chat. Take a look around and see what unscrolls your Torah. And if you’re not into Kosher meet, forward to a friend.

Spread the word. Gossip. It’s what we do! Welcome to a whole new world of Jewish geography. If only Hebrew school had been this much fun…

Tribe y’all,
Team qjew
qjew.com
Like mom always hoped for…sort of

Before I issue them a citation for excessive punning, do any of my gay readers want to do a review?

Hello?

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