Not that I’m not sympathetic to the plight of the single gal. Clearly I am.

But, gentle reader, could you please tell me what the point of this article is?

My summary:

She’s single.
She’s looking.
She’s frustrated by online dating.
She’s still hopeful and still waiting.

I hope this story’s on tape somewhere, because no one would ever believe it…

[Yes, indeed, that’s sarcasm.]