Diane Keaton prefers onscreen romance to off. Why? No nasty breakups. You always know what you’re going to get. People stick to their lines, and do what they’re supposed to, she says. She also may or may not be dating Keanu Reeves, depending on which tabloid you consult.

In a related story, I will be launching my career as an actor in order to court onscreen romance. Because it can’t be any harder than actual dating, could it? Thanks, Diane…you’re an inspiration!