They say there’s no such thing as a free lunch. But Babe Scott wants her due, from you, and you, and you, and you, and you. (That’s five of you. Times twenty.)

The Web site Babe has set up, takemeoutforlunch.com, demands exactly that: She wants 100 guys to take her to 100 fancy restaurants and she’ll blog about them afterward, maybe squeeze them into a book. She may even find Mr. Right.

She may find Mr. Right. But she’ll milk a lot of guys for free lunch before she admits it. Because that’s her gimmnick. Look, there’s enough men in the world. She can have a hundred of them.

I don’t need a gimmick. Or maybe I do, but don’t want one. At any rate, I bet she gets a TV show before I do. Which might be a good thing.