Next time your JDate goes bad or you’re stuck in an awkward conversation, or even if you go through a terrible breakup (not that I’d ever wish that on anyone), at least you’re still better off than this married guy, who was killed and dismembered by his 19-year-old Chinese girlfriend and her boyfriend. And oh yeah, she filmed the whole thing.

The victim, 39, was a married manager at a local highway and bridge building company, the newspaper said. The girl, who was from a struggling family in the capital Beijing and met the victim as a nightclub hostess, filmed as he was killed and his body was cut into “hundreds of pieces,” the newspaper said.

I didn’t even have a category for this story. I went with Hitched/Ditched. Because in this case, I think you’ll agree that there’s no “ditching” quite so final as this one.