If only The Jewish Week had printed the column I submitted this week, I could have looked like a trend-setting prophet. It was all about how people label themselves as Jews, especially within the online dating context, pointing out that some JDaters who opt to describe themselves as “Unaffiliated” are actually not even Jewish to begin with.

But of course, my column was bumped due to advertising space needs and this small-town paper called the New York Times beat me to it. (Not to quibble over who’s climbing on whose bandwagon here, but…) Apparently, those Jew-seeking daters are hoping to find a stereotypically nice Jewish girl or boy…and doing quite well for themselves. Don’t we all wish we could say the same?

The column should appear next week, when it will appear that I’m basing my article on the one that appeared in tomorrow’s Times.

You, gentle readers, will know the truth.

(And thanks to the person who gave me the Anonymous tip on the article.)