At what price, forgiveness?

Apparently, $17,000.

Larry, who declined to give his last name, sent the $17,000 apology to Marianne, his wife of 17 years. She left him almost two weeks ago, he said. “It was a culmination of things,” he told the newspaper. “But I am desperately trying to save our marriage.”

A relative told him that Marianne saw the advertisement. “She said my wife read the ad and started crying. But so far I’ve had no response from her,” Larry said.

Maybe it’s the cynic in me, but maybe she’s crying that her husband just wasted 17 grand on a newspaper ad.