For your consideration:

New publisher Arriviste Press introduces the Virtual Wingman, your solution to crushes you don’t know how to handle.

The upshot is that you fill out a form, and Arriviste has a professional writer craft a witty email to the object of your friendship/affection. Just click on the link above to get all the details. And yes, Madames and Messieurs Scrooge, it is free.

Try it out, let me know if it works!