If you’ve run out of friends who decide to get married, you’re undoubtedly missing all of the “how we met” stories that happy couples regale listeners with…

But now you’re in luck: The NY Times has launched a new Vows site, complete with videos of the happy couples talking about how they met. Allow me to recommend:

1) Sheera and Steven talk JDate, Swamp Thing and paying for your own filet mignon
2) Matthew and Shari learn that there are cool places on the Upper West Side, and how Hawaii vacations can break up your relationship…
3) Lisa and Sam meet on JDate and experience some relationship turbulence…

Beware…viewing these videos might make you simultaneously long for romance and long for anti-nausea medication. Or maybe that was just me.

Mazal tov to all the happy couples…