I just know that this is going to be one of those posts…the ones where comments get out of control and the subject matter extends into the NC-17 area and everyone starts arguing. But apparently–and this will be no news to (or reflection on) some of you–there are people out there who fetishize religious objects, behaviors and people. And now that I’m on Facebook, I apparently have a whole group of researchers combing the internet for weird Craigslist postings. And since I had to read them, now I have to share them with you–not to titillate, but to inform. So if you’re one of my more religious readers who is offended by the intersection of fornication and frumkeit, turn this demon machine off now. I warned you.

We’ll start with one that’s not so out of control…looking for a nice “shiksa with a thing for frummers/hasidim?” Who isn’t? This post isn’t crazy–just some nice non-Jewish woman who’s looking for a frum guy to show her a good time. She’s even willing to consider conversion. So, why the attraction to frumminess? Not sure. But while this predilection may be unusual, at least she’s not a total wacko.

Avenue Q taught us all what the internet is for. So it shouldn’t surprise us when someone posts a graphic desire to give oral satisfaction to religious women only. Or, as the dude himself puts it, “I only do frum women.”

If you want a nice Shabbos meal followed by a romp in his bedroom for “desert” — and if you follow the vilna gaon’s “sheetah” on gardening “your business,”–this is the dude for you.

Last summer, I was sitting at Tal Bagels in Jerusalem when a dude started talking to me about what I was writing. I told him “a singles column” and he said, “oh, what kind of sway does rabbinic yichus have when shadchanim are arranging matches?” I said I didn’t know–that’s never come up in my dating life at all (even though someone in my family, and in his, come to think of it, claimed to be related to the Vilna Gaon). But now I’d have to say that there are even dudes who not just want someone with rabbinic lineage, but actually get turned on by rabbinic yichus.

And of course, if brevity is the soul of wit, admire this guy for cutting to the chase: ” I want to have a real scandal in my family by doing it with someone not jewish.”

The beauty (and the shame) of Craigslist is that there’s always more. If you want it.

(For more discussion on this, see Jewbiquitous.)