Apparently, end-of-year resolutions are inspiring celebrity moves. Some are moving forward with their relationships, by cementing them with marriage, while others are calling it quits, and giving relationships a pair of cement shoes before tossing them in the river. (Yes, I’m done watching the Sopranos.)

The Fantastic Two? Jessica Alba became engaged to the father of her baby-to-be, director’s assistant Cash Warren. She met him on the set of Fantastic Four. So we’re all glad something good came out of that movie.

Will they honeymoon in “Vegas”? Not letting their relationship take any humps, Josh Duhamel and Fergie (not the Duchess, but the Dutchess) are also engaged.


“As You Wish…” Sean Penn and wife of eleven years Robin Wright Penn have called it quits.

“Married With Children?” I’m sure there’s a joke there, but it’s no laughing matter to the erstwhile Bud Bundy (David Faustino) whose divorce was recently finalized after a two-year separation from his wife.

And in case anyone ever looked at the hottest rock star coupling in Israel and said, I wish I could date [insert name of half-couple here], you’ll be glad to know that Rita and Rami Kleinstein are splitting up, so any theoretical chance that you might have had before the couple got together twenty years ago is now yours again. Theoretically.