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Esther Kustanowitz
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JDaters Anonymous Open Forum: Comfort Zone
2319 years
Today’s topic:
A friend recently asked me why women were “so afraid to leave their comfort zones.” Living in a major city and attending a graduate school, he would meet women who were unwilling to take the chance of moving somewhere else, an opportunity that he himself hoped to embrace in the not-too-distant future. These women were natives of the city or its suburbs, with family under an hour away. These women had established themselves professionally and within their community. But when they asked him where he was looking at internships, and he rattled off a list of city names that would require air travel to get to, they became emotionally closed off and wouldn’t return his phone calls.
Do people (and let’s make it gender neutral here, at least in the question) limit themselves by not extending their search for a mate beyond their immediate vicinity? Can people be faulted for wanting to stay within the lives they have created for themselves? Can they reasonably expect that the perfect person is going to appear and assimilate into their life, if they’re not willing to be the one who assimilates into someone else’s life? Or is it more reasonable to limit your search to the pool of people most like you, most likely to stay with you in your comfort zone?
Is taking a leap of faith–or taking a chance on love, no matter where it takes you–a journey that everyone can and should take?
JDate and the Single Robot
3019 years
Ben Baruch, the creator of the ShaBot ShaBlog (as well as of the robot-based comic strip ShaBot 6000) recently found himself rejoining JDate after a long absence. (We’ve all been there, ‘bot.) He noticed, as we all have, the site’s shiny new packaging; in addition to the HotListing option (which he notes, must be broken), he notes: “There is also a quirky Instant Message system that apparently allows you to send a one-way message to another member while you sit and stare at the screen for a long time, but get no response. It’s good fun.”
But Ben’s having some trouble with communication. Not from his end. The boy can write, and tries to connect with women whose profiles he finds appealing: “I try to show genuine interest by composing highly personalized messages instead of resorting to a generic stock letter. My sorrowfully ineffective method has been to start with a humorous reference to their profile, to show I was actually paying attention.”
That’s what we want, right, ladies? A guy who’s read our profile and is smart/witty enough to craft an intelligent/humorous response? So what’s the problem? Is it that he lives in Brooklyn? Are his jokes too clever? Too sarcastic? Do JDate ladies hear the word “cartoonist” and think “unemployed, living in mom’s basement”? Or are none of the women he’s written to actually paying members? Or maybe it’s that all of his essays seem to be in the approval queue at Customer Care…
I give up. Ladies, if you’ve gotten an email from this man, do us all a favor and respond. Thank you.
Def Chat Room Poetry Slam
719 years
And now, introducing a new JDaters Anonymous feature: poetry based on comments made in the JDate chat room…
Tonight’s post…(actual comments in italics)
I Always End Up at Weddings in Vancouver
Where ever I go,
I always end up
at weddings in Vancouver
Where ice forms on fingertips
and cools the chambers of my heart
On the other hand
I expect weddings in Vancouver to be scenic
But tomorrow, I have another date
with another guy
who wants to go out for hot cocoa
A guy needs to be a man
go out for vodka martinis
or anything alcoholic
in nature at night
But in daytime, I think:
hiya…howdy…anyone from NYC?
And wonder…
does anyone have a good recipe
for felafel balls? yeah…the arabs.
LOL.
Set in Type
1419 years
Recently, I had more than one conversation about “types,” as in “s/he’s not my type.” In this context, it’s not about “I only like hedge fund managers” (although sometimes it is). When you say “type”, it’s all about physical type. “I like blond guys,” or “I like thin girls,” or “I’m not attracted to Sephardi men,” or “I’m into petite women.”
Thinking about my past relationships, I am unable extrapolate a single type. I’m sure that my single sisters do have “types” of guys they’d prefer to date, like an Amazon wishlist of items they’ve ranked in order of which they’d like to receive first. But it’s only men who I’ve heard say, “well, she’s not really my type, so I don’t think I’ll call/write/email/contact/go out with her.”
Before you men get your Brokeback Mountain Underoos in a bunch, let me say that there were one or two JDate profiles/blog entries by men that pissed me off inspired this post, and I acknowledge (as I did above, hello…) that women do it too. But I began wondering if maybe men (and ok, women too) need to be a little more flexible about physical type. Especially when considering a first conversation or a first meeting.
What do you guys think? Can we be attracted to people of varying physical types or are people really “set in type”?
Chat Room Poetry
019 years
And now, introducing a new JDaters Anonymous feature: poetry based on comments made in the JDate chat room…
Tonight’s post…(actual comments in italics)
I Always End Up at Weddings in Vancouver
Where ever I go,
I always end up
at weddings in Vancouver
Where ice forms
on fingertips and cools
the chambers of my heart
On the other hand
I expect
weddings in Vancouver to be scenic
But tomorrow, I have
another date with another guy
who wants to go out for hot cocoa
A guy needs to be a man
go out for vodka martinis
or anything alcoholic in nature at night
But in daytime, I think:
hiya…howdy…anyone from NYC?
And wonder…does anyone have a good recipe for felafel balls?
yeah…the arabs.
Get a New Plan, Stan
319 years
To: The guy who sang “Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover” in the JDate chat room at midnight
From: JDaters Anonymous
Re: Your day job
Don’t quit it. But a gold medal for bravery, truly. Word to the wise…a cappella is not your genre. Try karaoke, you’ll like it…
/jda
“Hooking Up” Wants You…
1719 years
Remember “Hooking Up,” the ABC NEWS documentary series about online dating in the big city (NY, that is)? Well, last night, I met two of the women who are casting Season 2. They were supercool themselves, and I volunteered to help them find some great potential candidates…it’s not even close to the show “Blind Date,” which is kitschy and mean-spirited (even if it is gut-wrenchingly hilarious at times)–it’s a much less invasive sort of camera, and you get a sense for what the people really are experiencing.
Here’s the blurb about what they’re looking for, and if you email them, let them know I’m the one Hooking you Up…
Are you ready for the dating experience of a lifetime??? ABC News is casting for the next season of ” HOOKING UP,” last summer’s hit documentary series about online romance, dating, sex and
relationships set in and around New York City. We are looking for outgoing and articulate women and men, straight or gay, ages 20-40, living in or near (and primarily dating in) Manhattan, who are currently internet dating… or extremely eager to try it. Let our cameras follow your online dating adventures!!! For an application or more information, please email hookingupseason2@gmail.com as soon as possible, like now! (We’ve got seriously tight deadlines… and you’ve got some serious dating to do.)
Have fun, and maybe I’ll see YOU on television…
“Forever Friends” (The Jewish Week)
1019 years
An excerpt from my new JW column, titled “Forever Friends”:
[…] It’s not that platonic, opposite-sex relationships don’t exist. But they’re complicated. Some “Forever Friends†stick around, hoping patiently that their platonic pal will someday see the romantic light, but this may turn out to be a painful mistake. “It’s like dating a man who is already taken, hoping he’ll leave her for you  it’s not the healthiest of beginnings,†says Julia, 28.
Others find comfort in the rewards of solidly platonic friendships. “Once you grow closer to someone as a friend, the love you have grows more into a sibling type of love,†says Rachel, 24, “Soon you become so attached as friends that the attraction is almost completely forgotten. You end up knowing them so well it’s impossible to ‘like’ them any longer.â€Â
Sometimes that works. But when yearning deepens, friendship becomes impossibly painful. Unless other romances intervene or the love-stricken party accepts the impossibility of progress, feelings can continue, leading to soulful declarations met by disappointing reaffirmations with parenthetical, unvocalized caveat counterparts: “I think you’re great (but not great enough for me),†“You’re going to make someone (else) very happy,†“I don’t deserve you (I deserve someone better),†and “You know we’re better as friends (so I don’t have
to tell you that I don’t think you’re all that attractive).â€Â
Random Dating Thought of the Day
1019 years
An estimated 75 percent of the profiles I click on on JDate are Geminis. What does this mean? That Gems are more likely to use online dating, or that I’m more attracted to Geminis, even through only a photo and a few lines of text?
Booze, Buses and Bodacious Booty
219 years
A reader sent me a link to this article, which tells the tale of a couple who, praise Hashem, met at the ripe old age of 22 through a Federation event, thereby, thank G-d, avoiding the angst and agita of remaining single into their early twenties. Yes, that’s right. Finally, a story we can all relate to.
Amanda Glincher, 22, says that even among other Jews, she has often stood out as very Jewish. Growing up she attended South Peninsula Hebrew Day School and the Orthodox synagogue Am Echad. Her family kept kosher, and often attended shul. “All the guys I dated on this coast were Reform,†said Amanda. “They would eat cheeseburgers…. in their home… on their own dishes!â€Â
Jacob Orrin, 22, grew up on the East Coast and attended college at Rutgers University, finishing his degree at San Jose State. “On the East Coast, you’re stumbling over Jewish people,†Jacob said. “Here, there’s really few opportunities to meet people.†Especially, observant Jewish girls!
Ooops! Ouch! What was that? [Esther looks at her feet.] Sorry folks, just stumbled over another Jewish person. Back to the story.
Both Jake and Amanda were busy dating one after another Reform, incompatible Jewish singles. Jake had gone to a few cocktail parties hosted by the Silicon Valley Young Adult Division of the Jewish Federation of Silicon Valley but hadn’t met anyone yet.
What? A few whole cocktail parties? And still no one?? The horror!
But fear not. Liquid courage is on its way.
Although she had been invited by friends to other events, Amanda had been avoiding SVYAD events on purpose for several months, “I didn’t want to hang out with all the young and desperate singles,†she joked. But one evening, Amanda agreed to accompany a friend on SVYAD’s “Booze Bus†up to the Latke Ball in San Francisco. It just so happened that Jake would also be on the bus that evening.
“I walked to the back of the bus where the alcohol was and I said to Jake, ‘you’re too tall to be Jewish,’ and he said, ‘you’re too blond to be Jewish,’†recalls Amanda. The next day Jake called Amanda for a date. But the first night out together was far from love at first sight. “I decided he was creepy and we didn’t like each other,†Amanda said. But several months later, one of the special needs children that Amanda works with through the Chabad sponsored program Friendship Circle, told her about his amazing Hebrew teacher. Turns out, the little boy was talking about Jake. Right around this time Amanda’s parents were planning her little brother’s bar mitzvah and were looking for a kosher caterer. Amanda remembered that Jake was working in catering and she used the opportunity to call him.
That brazen little hussy…calling a boy. When I was a girl, we didn’t call boys, or talk to boys, or sit in a parked car with a boy…
Three weeks later the couple was already talking marriage. Their wedding is in September. Why so quick?
“I’ve been on a thousand dates,†said Jake, “and when you know it’s right,
it’s right.â€Â
He’s been on a thousand dates. Yeah, Jake. Me too. No, y’know what? I’ve been on, like, a jillion dates. So there. (OK, so maybe it’s closer to twenty. But if Jake can exaggerate, so can I.)
Seriously, hope these crazy kids can make it work; built on a foundation of boozing and bussing and with the involvement of Chabad and Federation? Two Jewish organizations? Uh-huh…should be great!