Get a New Plan, Stan
To: The guy who sang “Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover” in the JDate chat room at midnight
From: JDaters Anonymous
Re: Your day job
Don’t quit it. But a gold medal for bravery, truly. Word to the wise…a cappella is not your genre. Try karaoke, you’ll like it…
/jda
Believe it or not, I have never been in a jdate chat room. How do you sing…do they have voice chat now?
Oh, wow, I am laughing so hard I just about fell off the couch. If there’s a blog hall of fame, this post belongs there.
Soon to be a well traded sound file on the internets. Google ‘best voice mail message ever’ and see what you get. I think it was at Columbia, and it’s been traded for years, even pre- MP3 days. Cheers, ‘VJ’